November 8th Post- New WoW Expansion announced, Super Mario 3D World, and a small warning about my content

Here's the warning by the way;
MY CONTENT IS INCREDIBLY VULGAR AND WILL USUALLY INVOLVE SWEARING AND OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE. READER DISCRETION ADVISED.

There we go, that's done with! Oops, forgot to turn off colored text!


So, today's news topic-
You ever heard of that roughly 8-year old shitty MMO called WoW?
Well, it's been known through history for nerds dying of cancer at their computer monitors and everyone gets all sad about it. That, and it being one of the most addictive fucking games of all time.

                                                 This is usually what sad people look like, right?

The new update is named "Dildo pumpkin attack" or whatever the fuck kids play these days.
I've been told i'm not allowed to call the new WoW expansion "Dildo pumpkin attack." Sad day.
Anyways, here's a trailer:

                               

Oh hey, and it has updated character models! Fun, right?


On to other news, Super Mario 3D world for the Wii U is finally coming out on November 22nd in the US! And in european countries around November 28th. Can't you just look up this shit?

This game actually looks really goddamn amazing- That asshole in the red-ass plumber suit is back, along with his green brother that has downs syndrome, a cunt with narcolepsy, and some douchebag mushroom stoner.

This time, they're..uh..Saving a princess. Funnily enough it's not peach this time (cunt with narcolepsy) who is being kidnapped by bowser, but instead it's a doll from the Cabbage patch kids! Wow, that's some damn story right there. Anyways, here's a trailer;
                 

                       Fun, right?
And that concludes my blog. I don't know how frequent these will be uploaded- usually around the time there is actually anything fucking interesting to write about.