Before you crucify me for the title, i say "unsurprisingly" because most consoles release with this kind of thing.
Of course, console fanboys will find this as the perfect time to say the PS4 sucks and they knew it the entire time. Even though it's blatantly obvious that this happens during EVERY console launch. May anyone like to recall the days of the RROD (Red ring of death for those who have been living under a rock) for the Xbox 360- And the yellow light of death for the PS3.
Oh, and in recent memory; The flashing blue/red rave of death from the Wii U. However, at least Sony- like Nintendo did- is giving free repairs with hopefully-friendly costumer support. And yet the words "$ony" and "Nintendrones" clog the internet.
What's the point of these "Console wars" anyways? Isn't it a bunch of insecure people being angry about opinions? Go outside, people. Pick some flowers or some shit, really. Read a goddamn book!
Just SOMETHING. ANYTHING. Yes. You. Right now. Get out of your fucking chair.
Stop reading this goddamn blog, and go the fuck outside. Right now. I don't care what time it is, just do it and get a breath of fresh, clean air. Pick a fucking flower. Braid it in your goddamn hair.
Now come back inside. Thanks. Great. Wonderful. You should be in a good mood to go back to your cold, dark corner. There you go. Right there. Fantastic.
Anyways, now that we're back to business- So far, the PS4 seems to have some decent reviews. It sounds as if it has games and is built for gaming, but decided to slap on some goddamn useless social features that noone wants.
But at least it's not shit. And at least it's got some pretty damn catchy advertising campaigns.
That's all for today. Expect a new "Chronicles of Joesph" article soon. Sorry for the delays.
See you next time assholes. CURSE YOU RAY!
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